Posted in Media
08/31 2010

Greatest MLS Promotion Ever? Shout it Out Loud!

Posted by Dan Levy.

If you live in Dallas and you’re not going to this event, I don’t even want to speak to you.

FC Dallas is offering a promotion to see Rock N the Park AND their match against Red Bull New York for only FORTY BUCKS. According to their Rock and Roll themed online flyer (below) that’s $80 in savings.

Who, pray tell is playing Rock N The Park this year? Let’s see…shitty band, shitty band, American Idol contestant, shitty band….KISS!!!! Yes, KISS is playing Dallas and for $40 you get to Rock and Roll all night one day AND party watch soccer every day all night!

Plus, if you plan to go to one FC Dallas match this year, wouldn’t it be to see Thierry Henry play?

Get. Tickets. Now.

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Posted on August 31, 2010 at 1:40PM

 

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  1. patrick
    08/31 2010

    Pat Green is not a “shitty band” they’re actually fantastic. Now KISS? THERE is a shitty band

  2. 08/31 2010

    As someone who spent way too many years in Waco – I can assure you that Pat Green is not only shitty, but a colossal prick.

  3. 08/31 2010

    [...] a promotion where fans can see FC Dallas take on the New York Red Bulls, for whom Henry plays, and gain access to a KISS concert as part of a package deal. The awkwardly photoshopped picture above was put together by Dan Levy of [...]

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  6. mike
    08/31 2010

    HAHA. pretty funny and true. lots of shitty bands and then quite possibly the most fun band ever to stalk a stage: KISS.

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