The “Cowherd” Response To Colin Cowherd Getting A CBS Sitcom Deal

I went spanning the globe, er, internet today and came across this. To Hollywood (Reporter):

A popular sports radio talk show host has sold his life story to CBS for a sitcom deal.

The [Colin] Cowherd script sold as a multi-camera comedy to CBS, with writers Bill Martin and Mike Schiff attached (Hank, Grounded For Life), as well as executive producers Eric and Kim Tannenbaum (Two and a Half Men).

Cowherd himself has a producer credit on the untitled project, which is at CBS TV Studios.

This is a terrible idea for CBS and it will ruin American television for the next 20 years. For the next…20 years…You can remember this one moment in time because for the next 20 years, American television is ruined. Just a terrible idea. Next 20 years, you read it here first, folks. Ruined.

I can see the emails now: “Oh, Colin Dan, the next 20 years? Do you know how much television Americans will have watched in the next 20 years and how insignificant this deal will be? Colin Dan, do you know this failed before when TVREAD MORE